Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Calendar of Fire Prevention (January Edition)



1. COMMON FIRE PREVENTION MEASURES

EMERGENCY CALL
a. In case of fire, immediately call the nearest Fire Station.
b. Teach your children how to get emergency help.

CANDLES AND LAMP
a. Do not leave a lighted candles or lamps unattended.
b. Do not set them too close to the curtain or other objects that easily catch fire.

CIGARETTES
a. Never smoke in bed
b. Do not throw smoldering butts into waste basket. Crush them thoroughly before discarding it.

PROTECT YOUR HOME FROM WILDFIRE
a. Create a safety zone around your home by clearing flammable vegetation.
b. Keep your roof clear of leaves and other combustible materials.
c. Discuss Community fire safety with your neighbors.

FULL STORAGE
a. Store only a small amount of gasoline in an approved safety container outside the home.
b. Use it as a motor fuel only, not fore cleaning.

MATCHES OR LIGHTERS
a. Tell your children that matches and lighters are tools not a toy.
b. Store all matches and lighters yp high, preferably in a locked cabinet.

ELECTRICAL SAFETY
a. Don't overload extension cords or run them under rugs.
b. Replace any cord that is cracked or frayed. If an appliance smokes or has a unusual smell, unplug it and have it repaired by a professional.
c. Use the proper size of fuses in your fuse box.

WINDOW GRILLS
a. Use bar which have a quick release mechanism that everyone3 in the fmily can operate.
b. Provide window grill openings in every bedroom.

PLAN YOUR ESCAPE
a. have an escape plan that includes two ways out of each room and a meeting place outside and away with the whole family at least twice a year.
b. Practice it with the whole family at least twice a year.

ESCAPE TIPS DURING FIRE
a. If you encounter smoke on your way out of a fire, use your second way out instead.
b. If you must escape through smoke, crawl low under the smoke to your exit.

source: BFP Calendar for January

its a joke!!!

I received an sms from my colleague yesterday. I was so amused coz its content was all about the love story of "fufu"(human waste) and a toilet bowl. HAHAHA!. and the story goes like this :

FUFU: (crying) we can't be together, because everytime I'm with you..I'm flushed away. huhu

One day the toilet bowl was left unflushed and the "FUFU" stayed there.

The toilet bowl felt happy and just looked into the "FUFU" and started singing:

"nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter, no...(coz I've got you)" hahaha


Konvict Konvict
Oh
Ohoohwooe
Oooh
Ooohhwooe

[Chorus:]
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause we gonna fight
Oh yes we gonna fight
Believe we gonna fight
We gonna fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you

Nobody wanna see us together
Nobody thought we'd last forever
I feel 'em hopin' and prayin'
Things between us don't get better
Men steady comin' after you
Women steady comin' after me
Seem like everybody wanna go for self
And don't wanna respect boundaries
Tellin' you all those lies
Just to get on your side
But I must admit there was a couple secrets
I held inside
But just know that I tried
To always apologize
And I'ma have you first always in my heart
To keep you satisfied

[Chorus]

Got every right to wanna leave
Got every right to wanna go
Got every right to hit the road
And never talk to me no more
You don't even have to call
Even check for me at all
Because the way I been actin' lately
Has been off the wall
Especially toward you
Puttin' girls before you
And they watchin' everything I been doin'
Just to hurt you
Most of it just ain't true
Ain't true
And they won't show you
How much of a queen you are to me
And why I love you baby

[Chorus]

Oh oh oh oh oh
'Cause I got you
'Cause I got you
Oh
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause I got you

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause we gonna fight
Oh yes we gonna fight
Believe we gonna fight
We gonna fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause we gonna fight
Oh yes we gonna fight
Believe we gonna fight
We gonna fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you